What's bright red and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Skinned Baby
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got this little baby, right? Now, someone's gone and peeled off its skin and tossed it into a bag full of salt. When you shake the bag, the salt gets into the raw flesh and the baby screams because it freaking hurts! You're probably shaking because you're stupid.
GRUCK
Beautiful.
Wow
This is... Wow I popped a boner
love it
I miss the screams of babies. They're just so satisfying