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The Negative Girl

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

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Explanation

The joke plays on the double meaning of "made wet". It uses math to set up a punchline where the speaker is claiming they've made a girl wet in a way that's typically considered attractive, but they're using negative one to indicate that in reality they've been unsuccessful.

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