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The Reason for Being Called Handsome

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

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The joke plays on the numerical pattern of 'threesome' and 'foursome' to make a leap to the idea that the speaker must be called 'handsome' because of a perceived implication of a large group involved in sexual activity. It's a self-flattering play on words.

Comments (20)

That’s disgusting my daughter was looking and telling the family

i dont get it

Anya get the f over it

Supposed to be threesome , twosome , handsome

Anya just don’t look at sex jokes in front of your daughter

I'm 50% sure I get this one... Is it HANDSOME because the number 100 has HUNDred and kinda sounds like Hand... HUNDren, HAND, HANDsome, HUNDsome???

I think you have a pretty good idea here Charlie but I don't think that was it ... a good effort though.

This is so lonely, but I have no sympathy because it's hilarious.

damn im just gonna pop a cheaky boner real quik

Its called handsome because people masturbate with their hands.

I don't understand it.. Help...

Anya… WHY IS YOUR DAUGHTER WATCHING THESE AND YOU CANT SAY ITS DISGUSTING BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE WHO LOOKED UP

I love how everyone is talking more about anya then the joke