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This is a play on words. The first hardest thing in the morning is usually implied to be the physical arousal associated with waking up, so the answer 'getting up' is unexpected and humorous.

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this joke is confusing. Because most people are already "up" (erect) in the morning. And when you wake up, you are, well, up. And when you're erect, your dick is hard, but is it the second hardest thing? But if both "ups" have already occurred when you awake in the morning, then are either of them hard? Except your dick, which is hard.... I'm goin' to sleep

I HATE GETTING UPP

So do I...

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wow i made it

I did

thats the first hardest thing

I don't get it bro

This is the first joke ever in this site.

I will find the first post of the community

Matt Said this site was created in 2016

This feels like an exhibit to a museum