John Adams jokes
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
Did yall know this?
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."