John Adams jokes
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Did yall know this?
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.