Jeremy Bentham

Jeremy Bentham jokes

Cocksucker

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A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

Role Model

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Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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