Jelus jokes

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

Beans

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

Justin: Hey.

Josh: Hey man.

Justin: Why only "man"?

Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.

Justin: I don't mind.

Josh: Okay, S L A V E.

Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!

FIERY LOS

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.