January 20 jokes
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
Community talk
Zodiac time :)
♈ Aries (Ram): March 21–April 19.
♉ Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20.
♊ Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 21.
♋ Cancer (Crab): June 22–July 22.
♌ Leo (Lion): July 23–August 22.
♍ Virgo (Virgin): August 23–September 22.
♎ Libra (Balance): September 23–October 23.
♏ Scorpius (Scorpion): October 24–November 21.
♐ Sagittarius (Archer): November 22–December 21
♑ Capricornus (Goat): December 22–January 19
♒ Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20–February 18
♓ Pisces (Fish): February 19–March 20