Jacob Colletto jokes

Friend

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

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  • Age

    "I met a girl and she's 28."

    "Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

    - AJR

    Slave

    Justin: Hey.

    Josh: Hey man.

    Justin: Why only "man"?

    Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.

    Justin: I don't mind.

    Josh: Okay, S L A V E.

    Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!

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