Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
My aunt's star sign was cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run
Recently I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker down town in Manhattan, New York thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was "I've got the power".