Iron Man

Iron Man Jokes

Difference

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.

Difference

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Asgard

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

make-a-wish kid

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

Guy

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

Team

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!