Iphonex jokes

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.

Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.

Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______

New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."

Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.

Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?

A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

Q: What was the orphan's first phone?

A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.