Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
my grandpa is an asshole,the fucker deserved to die,the son of a bitch was using his life support,and i needed to change my iphone.
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
A man bought a brand new iphone but returned it, why The apple was already bitten.
Question: What do you call 8 apples? Answer: The iPhone 8
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
