iPhone XR jokes
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”