Ion jokes
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"