Why did the ion always lose at go fish?-Because he was playing with a cheetah
I’d make a rape joke but but ion wanna force that on you too
Q what did one atom say to the other. A i have my ion you
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
