When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What’s Joe Biden’s favorite arcade game? Space Invaders
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine
Why is Russia invading Ukraine? «Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren't that heartless so we'll let you choose your deaths." So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said "Viva la France" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said "For the queen" and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
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"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil" -sun tzu, art of war
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Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
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