Intervene jokes

Kid

    • So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

    He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

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    • Johnny

    • Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.

    He won’t stand against the three of us!

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    • Friend

    • A friend texts to another:

    "Hey." They reply, "What's up?"

    The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"

    To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."

    Kid

    • Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

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    • Bullying

    • My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.

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    • Teacher

    • So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.

    1 hour before:

    So let me get...

    Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!

    Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*

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    • Rape

    • I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

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