Intervene jokes

A friend texts to another:

"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"

The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"

To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."

Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.

He won’t stand against the three of us!

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.