Insignificance jokes

You're cheap; no one even pays attention.

When we take a family photo, you are the background.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?

Everybody knows nothing.

I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."

You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.