What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks? - one is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes
why is 10 scared of 11 and 9.. because he's in the middle of 9/11
What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls
what does math and me on p-hub have in common
they are both hard
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung
