i fell from the stairs the other day. it really "got me down".
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
What did John say after someone shot his leg-
Oof
What happens if a Asian walks into a wall with a boner. They hit there nose on the wall
there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."