No one gives a fuck.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
