Indifference jokes
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
No one gives a fuck.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?