A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
Kenny's favourite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class AIRPODSS!!!
Hi im madison but for short you can call me alex
If her age is on the clock she gets the cock
Q) Why did the uncle slept with his own nephew
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about donald trump ever single week end
Father : I don't trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter's belly,. Son : But Paah you can't fire me. Father: You're lucky you're my brother too or I'd kill you.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad)
Everybody is mad cause that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair. I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
I hate family reunions
I see too many of my ex’s there
marcuss gay
Incest. A game the whole family can play
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c--k tastes like s--t!
Bubba couldn't make rent so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead. I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life. I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
when you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family buisness
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag ? A. She can taste it on her brothers cock.
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
