What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
