IL jokes

Kim Jong Il: Knock knock

Political Prisoner: Who's there?

Kim Jong Il: Boo

Political Prisoner: Boo who?

Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.

Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”

“Under my bench,” he replies.

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