Idealist jokes

Assignment

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My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

I answered, "Happy."

The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.

Depression

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My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

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  • Entrepreneur

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    Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?

    Me: Oh, I wan-

    Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.

    Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.

    Perfect

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    No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

    It's just true.

    JFK

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    JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

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