I Spy jokes

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.

"I spy with my little eye..."

- Noting I am blind -

What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?

I spy.

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

What does a spy do when he's cold?

He goes under cover.

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.