I Spy jokes

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.

"I spy with my little eye..."

- Noting I am blind -

What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?

I spy.

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

What does a spy do when he's cold?

He goes under cover.

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."

Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”

Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”

Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”

Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”