Hyperactivity jokes
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Because their focus is way off.
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
Community talk
I like to try and help people out with things like relationship issues or stress. I can be a bit of a beach sometimes but I don't mean to. I have ADD, (Attention deficit disorder) which is pretty much ADHD but I don't have the hyperactivity. It is also known as inattentive ADHD. ADHD can often cause things like:
Memory struggle, Easily triggered (Anger) You get the idea.
Adhd is a very misunderstood disorder/disabi… Read more