Hyperactivity jokes
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
Community talk
I like to try and help people out with things like relationship issues or stress. I can be a bit of a beach sometimes but I don't mean to. I have ADD, (Attention deficit disorder) which is pretty much ADHD but I don't have the hyperactivity. It is also known as inattentive ADHD. ADHD can often cause things like:
Memory struggle, Easily triggered (Anger) You get the idea.
Adhd is a very misunderstood disorder/disabi… Read more