Hydrology jokes

Waterfall

What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.

Donation

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

River

30 views · Heroin Monkey · 13 days ago

A comparison meme using the Swole Doge vs. Cheems format. On the left, a blue-tinted Cheems wearing an ancient Egyptian headdress represents the Nile, saying timidly that it might flood slightly more or less than usual. On the right, a large, muscular Swole Doge in a traditional Chinese robe represents the Yellow River, aggressively stating that it will shift its course by 800 kilometers, kill millions, and destroy dynasties.

Hydrology memes

Depression

9 views · Beulah Academy of Science 8th grade · 4 years ago

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

Hydration

11 views · Anonymous · 5 years ago

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

Depression

6 views · Lauren · 4 years ago

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

Water

16 views · ME · 5 years ago

If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?

H2O cubed.

Community talk

Toast ツ

2 years ago

Put simply, dead pool occurs when the amount of water stored in a reservoir is so low, water can no longer flow downstream. Lake Powell, the largest reservoir in the US, hits dead pool at 3,374 feet.

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