Human Activity jokes

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.

I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

He sing, he dance, he he.

When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”