Hulk hogan jokes
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦