How many babies does it take to paint a wall
Depends how hatd you throw them
How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Cancer.
