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dishwash(her)
Wife: (on phone) hi Husband: hey I didnāt know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
So I was playing on my phone and my mom said to go and take the trash out so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and saidāmom told me toā and when I came back in my mom said not to do that every again but then I told her that she says not to lie so I was doing the right thingš
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. Thatās all sweetie! Explain= You canāt butter a electrical socket
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
How can you tell if your wife is dead? -- The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.
