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24 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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    19 views · RealBoat · 1 year ago

    MF DOOM is a time traveler confirmed????

    A picture with two overlaid images. In the background, there is a black and white image of MF DOOM. Overlaid with a red circle, there is a picture of two women. The text at the bottom reads: "Hackthoo'ing songs lit, in the booth, with the best host. Doing bong hits, on the roof in the west coast. MF DOOM, "MEAT GRINDER" GENIUS"
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    5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.
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