Horizon jokes

How do flat-earthers travel?

On a plane.

Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.

Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.

Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.

Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.

Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.

Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.

Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.