Hooch jokes

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

How do you make holy water?

You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.