Hooch jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.