Honk jokes
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
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Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.
It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more