Honk jokes
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
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