Homo jokes

What's a homo's favorite planet?

Uranus.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

I like orphan boys, no homo.

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

"Homo Simpson"

I love you papi's! No homo.

Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?

What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.

"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."

Ur mum homo.

Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

What do you call a homeless orphan?

Homo-less.

The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.

How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?

The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.

What’s a homo police dog?

A gay-9.

Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.