Homebase jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.