Homebase jokes

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know what a home base is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find their home base.

What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?

Home base.

Why can't weapons play baseball?

Because they need to get to home base.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't have a home base.