Homebase jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.