Homebase jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.