Home Appliance

Home Appliance jokes

Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.

"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

It was a complete waste of money.

He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The location of the Dirtbag.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?

The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.