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Him jokes

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.

When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"

The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.

Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"

God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"

One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me while he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!