Highland jokes
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill鈥檚 candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill鈥檚 real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack鈥檚 face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
An Irishman, Englishman, and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.
Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away, and demands another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers, and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"