Highland jokes
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!