Highland jokes

What do you call a terrible bus company?

Stagecoach Highlands.

Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

"There can be only Juan!"

When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.

YEEEHAWW!

Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!

Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?

Because they are high.

Climb high, climb far,

Get high, get far.