Highland jokes
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill鈥檚 candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill鈥檚 real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack鈥檚 face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.