Hes jokes

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.

How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.

How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.

Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?

He was a family physician.

Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?

He couldn’t get to home base.

How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?

When he is wanted!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.

Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.

Why couldn't the pony sing a song?

He was a little horse.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?

'Cause he was a cheetah.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.