Hes jokes

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?

He couldn’t get to home base.

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.

Why couldn't the pony sing a song?

He was a little horse.

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?

'Cause he was a cheetah.

Why does Donald Trump love little boys?

Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?

When he is wanted!

Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"

Because he would have beef with Homelander.

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.

How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.

How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

Why do orphans hate family-size candy?

Because they can't share it with their family.

Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?

He was a family physician.