When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats donβt hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You donβt understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats arenβt venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"Iβm Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
