Head jokes
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
Little Johnny walked in on his mom in the shower and said, "What's that on your chest, Mom?" Mom said, "Those are my headlights." Johnny: "Oh. What's that in between your legs, Mom?" Mom: "Oh, that's my bush." Johnny: "Oh, OK." Next, he walked in on his dad in the shower. He said, "Dad, what's that in between your legs?" Dad: "Oh, that's my snake." Johnny: "Oh, OK." That night, little Johnny walks in on his parents going at it and said, "Mom, turn on his headlights, there's a snake going in your bush!"
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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