Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
Why do Arabs hate chess? Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub? Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much
1273 pleas kill me, everyone hates me
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise? 9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?!
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone, and the speedbump starts screaming?
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center? Because its an easy target.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
