Trump

Anonymous

Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?

Pants

Anonymous

whats a similarity between harvey weinstein’s pants and american bombs?

They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties

Girl

Dicks out for harambe

Sweet victory fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded! Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls and the NFL was one of them

Trump

Tanner Pomeranz

Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?

Darkness

Will de lad

katie Price’s answer for everything is darkness. She isn’t a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.

Name

Dead Pear 69

I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girls vagina. Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein and they got married and had children who were all named minion. Eventually the rest of his family died and pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were “I have finally ‘peared’ the consequences of all my actions.”

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