
Harry Potter fan jokes
For all the Harry Potter fans:
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What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
The Harry Potter fanbase.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.

