Harry Potter fan jokes

For all the Harry Potter fans:

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What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.

What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.