Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!” A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him, later he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?” The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!” Stalin lets him go but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
If 9-11 happened again I am want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped
what's the second worst thing to happen to orphans? they can't have sex. "why?" because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing it's fame
TIME FOR A REMAKE
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan? The orphan said I’m going to tell my mom Bully:I wanna see your mom Narrator:at that moment he new he messed up
This was my friends joke he wanted me to post;)
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
What happens to teeth when they go it water
bro I dunno they get wet?
