Handmaid jokes
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
