Handmaid jokes

Mood

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You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Woman

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I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."

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  • Masturbation

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    Boy goes to Confession.

    Boy: "What are you doing, father?"

    Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."

    Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"

    Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."

    Sex

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    I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

    If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

    If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".