Handmaid jokes

I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."

Boy goes to Confession.

Boy: "What are you doing, father?"

Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."

Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"

Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.